The Newsletter -April, 2000
"Drinking beer promotes freedom of speech"

FREE Beer for Easter? - Our New Easter Gift Bunch!

April is here and we all know what that means. Easter bunnies... Easter eggs. Easter candy. and of course. Easter Beer!

Your friends at BEER On The Wall are always looking for ways to help you out and we've come up with an excellent plan for you to get Free tasty Easter Beer. That's right - Free Beer! If you aren't as lucky as Philip (this month's 6-pack winner) then you're going to love this sneaky plan.

Starting April 1st, BEER On The Wall will

 

unveil a New Easter Gift Box! We won't go into the details, just know that each gift box will contain Four big 22 oz bottles of awesome microbrew as well as a bunch of other (not quite as important) goodies.

The Simple Plan - Send subtle hints to your loved one about this awesome new gift box you saw at BEER On The Wall's website, and.

KAZAM!!!

Free Beer on Easter morning!

4 Tips to Help You Quit Drinking Beer
Never say we aren't watching out for our junkies' health...
  • Avoid doing things that you associate with drinking, such as smoking, eating, playing, and being awake.
  • Get thrown in jail, where beer can only be acquired in exchange for painful sexual favors.
  • Move to a Bible Belt state, where possession of alcohol is illegal!
 
  • Fill your home with motivational placards bearing such slogans as, "Drinking Beer is for Wussies" and "Only A Frickin' Moron Would Even Think About Drinking Beer."

Elvis buys his beer at
BEER On The Wall

~ New Additions to the Family ~

In their quest to be the "Best Microbrew Store on the Planet", BEER On The Wall added the following items to their already awesome selection of "Bunch of Brew Packs":

Big Fat 6-Packs - You asked for it and you got it! We've added three NEW Bunches to our popular "Bunch of Brew" selection and they are all in huge 22 oz bottles!

You can now get your favorite California Sun, High Sierra, or Golden State Brews in Big Fat 22 ounce bottles! These are the hardest to find beers of all and we are the only internet microbrew store that offers these truly hard to find brews to you at any price. and ours ain't bad.


Get a 6-pack of 22 ounce bombers for only $17.95 + shipping, delivered to your door!

The perfect Easter Gift for those who enjoy fine microbrews!

This wonderful gift includes four 22 ounce bottles of premium California microbrew (the perfect size bottle to share between two good friends or enjoy as a double serving for one), hand-dipped, white chocolate covered cookies, gourmet raspberry-honey California almonds, a rainbow assortment of saltwater taffy, and a hand-wrapped bag of traditional Easter jellybeans.

Go Buy One Now!


Be remembered as the one who gives
unique Easter Gifts!

Quote of the Month - By Terry Reichert

It was a wise man who invented beer. --- Plato

This Month's Featured Brews
Jack's Lager - Jack Russell Brewing Company

Jack Russell Brewing Company is situated on a small farm in the Apple Hill region of Northern California, named for its apple, pear and stone fruit orchards, and its berry patches and Christmas tree farms. Nestled in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada mountains, Jack Russell Brewery has their own grain and hop fields which are harvested and used to brew their beers. The brewery is modeled after the English "Farm Breweries" ( like a California Estate Winery, except with beer) and they put out some very tasty British style beers (among others).

Boomer (pictured on the beer labels), one of the Jack Russell Terrier mascots, can usually be seen chasing balls in the picnic grounds while you sample their excellent ales and share tales with locals in the pub-like tasting room.

Jack's Lager is sort of a Czech Pilsner style lager but with less carbonation. Light and refreshing with a mild malt flavor, this beer is made to be savored during the fresh, crisp springtime weather. (5% alc by vol).

Mojave Red - Indian Wells Brewing Company

The brewery sits in the middle of nowhere, in the midst of California's high desert. Thirsty travelers visiting the brewery will find a wonderful restaurant and a spacious, modern brewery complete with an indoor tasting room and gift shop.

All their beers are brewed in a Canadian "brewhouse" from Newlands, a 25-barrel system that has the ability to brew 150 kegs in a typical brew cycle of 24 hours. Master Brewer Curtis Womack, an award winning brewer, is a UC Davis graduate and has been brewing Indian Wells' beers for the last 5 years.

Indian Wells features several brews: Desert Pale Ale, Manly Bock, Hefe Weizen, English Pub Ale, Orange Blossom Amber and Mojave Red on a regular basis. The only beer they bottle is the Mojave Red!

Mojave Red is a slow fermented lager that takes up to 6-weeks to finish before being filtered and bottled. This smooth, rich, 3-time gold medal winner is brewed with a combination of 5 different styles of malts and Yakima Valley hops. It really is an excellent brew!

Organic Porter - Butte Creek Brewing Company

Located in Chico, the Butte Creek Brewing Co. started brewing in 1996 and produces some very outstanding brews. The 8,500 sf brewery is built in a remodeled warehouse just off the tracks and sports a 20 barrel brew house complimented by four 40bbl fermenters and an 80bbl fermenter.

The three "main guys" at the brewery are Tom Atmore, Bill Beeghly and brewmaster Roland Allen. Roland has over nine years under his belt as a commercial brewer and over 13 years as a serious homebrewer. Butte Creek brews 5 full-time brews (Gold Ale, Creekside Wheat, Roland's Red, Organic Ale and Organic Porter) as well as several seasonal flavors.

The Organic Porter is their way of supporting a rapidly growing awareness of Earth friendly agriculture. It is brewed with a unique blend of organically grown malts from certified organic farms. This unfiltered beer has an excellently balanced taste, a full body, and a crisp finish (5.5% alc by vol).

This is one of our personal favorites at BEER On The Wall!

Next Month's Featured Brews

Desert Mist - Palm Springs Brewing Company, Palm Springs

California Red Ale - Big Trees Brewing Company, Santa Cruz

Steelhead Stout - Mad River Brewing Company, Blue Lake

This Month's Free Beer Winner!

Congratulations Philip of Macomb Michigan, this month's OFF The Wall 6-pack Winner!

Philip - Claim your prize by emailing us your last name from the email address you signed up with. We will then gather all the information we need so you can get your FREE Beer!

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